E.T. Turds | Funny Freeze-Dried Candy Bites with Alien Flavor

E.T. Turds are high-quality, freeze-dried excrement from extra-terrestrial beings. Our product is carefully processed to maintain its nutritional benefits, making it a great source of protein for a healthy diet. With E.T. Turds, you can experience the unique taste and benefits of alien waste without the hassle of intergalactic travel.